Satan Vs. The United States Of America :
All rise!
Satan, you have been charged with the following crimes against humanity:
distrust among friends
corruption of innocence
destruction of morality
perversion of integrity
hatred in society
How do you plead?

I plead not guilty (not guilty)
I took no part
It's your greed
Human greed

Why is it that you're after me?
Is it because that you yourself can see
all of the pain that you put your friends through
far more offensive than anything I would do
I went on vacation, said say what
I'll let you guys go out and have all the fun
I like my mischief every now and then
but you're the ones responsible for how it's been

I wish I could take credit for this mess you're in
All rise!
Jury, how do you find the defendant on the following charges
distrust among friends
corruption of innocence
destruction of morality
perversion of integrity
hatred in society
And the verdict will be:
Guilty as charged (x3)
Sentenced to hang

The Devil is dead (x8)
Evil is dead!