I'd go home but it's friday
And thursday's a week away
I'll get over it someday
Kinda like my granny's got a toupee
I fall in love every sunday
Cause i forgot to get her number, don't remember her name
She'll make my day on a monday
And i'll be happy that i left when she told me to stay

I go to work in the weekends
It's the only time of the week i don't sleep in

I'd make out but it's pay day
And i haven't had enough to get laid
She'll get over it someday
Cause she said: "does your wife know you're gay!!"
I'll call her up on a sunday
You know, the number in my phone book that doesn't have a name
We'll do and don't until monday
And i'll be happy cause she left when i told her to stay

I go to work in the weekends
It's the only time of the week i don't sleep in

I work hard…

I go to work in the weekends
It's the only time of the week i don't sleep in