F       C       B       Bb      G

F                   C   B  Bb    F                 C  B  Bb
Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput 
F                         C     B   Bb    F                        C  B  Bb
Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot 
G                              Bb
Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun 

F               C  B  Bb    F                 C  B  Bb   (2x)


Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro
F                             C  B  Bb   F                         C  B  Bb 
Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right? 
G                             Bb
I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport
F          Bb             G                 C           
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
F                           C  B  Bb    F                               C  B  Bb 
I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace 
F                             C  B  Bb   F                              C  B  Bb
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees 
G                         Bb
Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk 
F          Bb             G                 C           
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
F                             C  B  Bb     F                      C  B  Bb 
They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season 
F                        C  B  Bb   F                         C  B  Bb 
Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you
G                         Bb 
If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case 
F          Bb             G                 C    
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss