intro: D C (play D C whenever the violin has a solo)

D
Bi-cycles are everywhere 
Fishbones a dollar, a natural pair 
E                 C
Mother of sorrows growing her hairs 
G                        D
The foggy blossoms ain't goin' no where 

D   C

D
Blackberries on the belly they rot 
Semen sailin' the Hungarian knot 
E            C
Yella onions weepy and hot 
G                    D
Widow's moons in the sugary pot 

D   C

D 
Texas tinys they never thought 
The rotation or the ring of the rock 
E                    C
Could make the women wantingly mock 
G                  D
The prohibition on cursing the cock 

D   C

D
While the temple was under construction 
It came down that there was corruption 
E                 C
The lord told' em detailed instructions 
G              D
How to build a wagon of destruction 

D   C

chorus:

D                     A
Said the apple to the snake 
    G                D
Yer erotic forks are fake 
D                     A
Said the goose to the jailer 
    G                D
Yer religious awe's a failure 
         Bb            Bm
Said the spider to the candle 
E            A
Yer bride is mechanical 

D Cx2

D
Monochromes strummin' their bones 
Yella bikes high tail it on home 
E                 C
Shoelaces lor the superdome 
G                                      D
Gots t' take it to the house, When yer in the red zone 

D   C

D              
Foggy blossom, mechanical bride 
Crocodile eyes open wide 
E        C
Wild ass sleeps on his side 
G                         D
And he'll eat anything as long as it's fried 

D   C

chorus:

D                     A
Said the apple to the snake 
    G                D
Yer erotic forks are fake 
D                     A
Said the goose to the jailer 
    G                D
Yer religious awe's a failure 
         Bb            Bm
Said the spider to the candle 
E            A
Yer bride is mechanical