I'm normally a shy boy who never gets a break
I just want to put a little icing on your cake
If you can't see the sense in that I'll make you eat my hat

You say I must be mad
I really don't know why
I wanna be your man
Be your man

So romantic, but I guess you'll never understand
I'm so frantic and depressed, I want to hold your hand
I don't know what's come over me, say you're over 16

You've really got me going
You'll never understand
I wanna be your man
Be your man

I wanna be your man
I wanna be your man
Marianna, I wanna be your man

Oh, little Danish pastry, won't you melt in my hand
Copenhagen china doll, how perfectly you stand
Strip of Danish bacon, won't you sizzle in my pan

You've really got me going
Eating out of my hand
I wanna be your man
Be your man