Congratulations on your civilization I hope that you're havin' fun
Cause when I pick up the stink of your superior jinx
I wanna fade like a ghost in the sun
Don't lay it on me, lay it on me
Don't lay your cool upon me
I'm just a square havin' fun you wanna fuck it up for everyone

When you were in school I bet that you were so cool
All capped with a menthol K
Who could have know and my have you grown into an asshole with a capital A
Don't lay it on me lay it on me
Don't lay your cool upon me
I'm just a square havin' fun you wanna fuck it up for everyone

Where I come from we never shoot a pig in the back
Where I come from we nail it right between the eyes
It's a matter of respect, something you wouldn't understand
When the pig's the bigger man, when the pig's the bigger man

Don't lay it on me lay it on me
Don't lay your cool upon me
I'm just a square having fun you wanna fuck it up for everyone