Witch road to school today?
Whichever one they're bound to block my way, they'll push me down and nock me 'round
When they're done they'll only say

Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet
And don't forget, your just a teacher's pet
Yes, I know, I know, I know
Yes, I know, I know, I know

Finally in class, sit at my desk
I prepare to take tuesdays test
I feel a hand upon my back
A girl begs me to help her pass
I can't help staring at her
I will give her the answer
And maybe then we could be friends
On every test she could depend

Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet
Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet
Here I am, I'm head of the classroom
Here I am, I'm head of the classroom
Yes, I know, I know, I know
Yes, I know, I know, I know

I know the words, I know the math
I know the this, I know the that
I know the words that she will say
When we get out of class today

Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet
Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet
Here I am, I'm head of the classroom
Here I am, I'm head of the classroom
Yes, I know, I know, I know
Yes, I know, I know, I know, yes

Here I am, I'm head of the classroom
Here I am, I'm head of the classroom
Yes, I know, I know, I know
Yes, no