Watch out for a man in town
Wears a hat, gun, mask and frown
500 pounds, he stands 10 feet
Don't tackle him, he'll have you beat
Mess with that, you think I would
Message received and understood

He's made a move down at the quay
Wrecked 2 cars, no make that 3
We'd better stop him fore too long
You'd better try and get him, son
Stop him now, you think I should
Message received and understood

Scrub that message, listen here
He's made a move down at the pier
He's in the water and going down
Panic over, that man just drowned
He couldn't swim, I thought he could
Message received and understood