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>> Notes: Capo - 1st fret
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Verse 1
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               [G]
You can all go fuck yourselves 
               [Bm]
You can all go burn in hell
               [Am]                                      [G]
But if there's anything you need at all I would help you out 
            [G]
I'll be the one who cheers 
         [Bm]
When the end is near 
       [Am]                                      [G]
But if someone had to save the day I guess I'd volunteer


Pre-chorus
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[F]       [Em]
'Cause my life doesn't mean a thing to me
    [Bm]                                    [Am]
The only reason I haven't put myself in the ground already...


Chorus
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                           [G]
... Is I don't like to get dirty
                    [F#]
I don't like to get dirty, oh
                    [G]
I don't like to get dirty
                    [F#]
I don't like to get dirty, oh


Verse 2
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               [G]
You can all go fuck yourselves,
You can all go fuck yourselves 
              [Bm]
You so-called tortured souls 
         [Am]                                              [G]
But I'll cover your ears so you won't hear the screams and moans 
     [G]
If I could I'd just 
                  [Bm]
Throw the earth into the sun 
        [Am]                                 [G]
But I'd cover your eyes until my hand melted off


Pre-chorus
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[F] [Em]      
No, life doesn't mean a thing to me 
    [Bm]                                    [Am]
The only reason I haven't put myself in the ground already...


Chorus
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                           [G]
... Is I don't like to get dirty
                    [F#]
I don't like to get dirty, oh
                    [G]
I don't like to get dirty
                    [F#]
I don't like to get dirty, oh


Break
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                   [B5]
And I don't want a funeral
                           [F#5]
'Cause I don't like people looking at me 
                            [B5]
And I don't want to get married 
                            [F#5]
'Cause I don't want someone touching me
    [B5]
I'm fine 
                 [F#5]
I really want to die 
  [B5]
Tonight 
                 [F#5]
I really want to die 


Bridge
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          [G]
But don't worry
         [F#] 
No don't worry 
        [G]
I won't hurt me 
        [F#]
I won't hurt me 


Chorus + End
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                           [G]
'Cause I don't like to get dirty
                    [F#]
I don't like to get dirty, oh
                    [G]
I don't like to get dirty
                    [F#]
I don't like to get dirty, oh

               [G]
You can all go fuck yourselves
               [F#]
You can all go fuck yourselves
               [G]
You can all go fuck yourselves
               [F#]
You can all go fuck yourselves
               [G]
You can all go fuck yourselves
(You can all go fuck yourselves)
               [F#]
You can all go fuck yourselves
(You can all go fuck yourselves)
               [G]
You can all go fuck yourselves
You can all go fuck yourselves
               [F#]
You can all go fuck yourselves
(You can all go fuck yourselves)

[G] [F#]  
[Plays until fade out]