E|---------|---------|---------|---------|
B|---------|---------|---------|-------5-|
G|-------7-|---------|-------5-|-----3---| x3.75
D|-----3---|-------5-|-----3---|-3h5-----|
A|-3h5-----|-----3---|-3h5-----|---------|
E|---------|-3h5-----|---------|---------|

[Verse 1]

E|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|--------------|
B|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|--------------|
G|-9---9--9--9--10p9-|-5--5-----3---2-|-9---9--9--9--10p9-|-5--5------2\-|
D|-8---8--8--8--8----|-3--3-----------|-8---8--8--8--8----|-3--3---------|
A|-10--10-10-10-10---|-5--5--/3---1---|-10--10-10-10-10---|-5--5---/1----|
E|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|--------------|
  (There are acres and acres of conic hats and noise makers)

E|---------------------|----------------|
B|---------------------|----------------|
G|-------9--9--9--10p9-|-5--5-----3---2-|
D|-----8----8--8--8----|-3--3-----------|
A|-/10------10-10-10---|-5--5--/3---1---|
E|---------------------|----------------|
  (Take off this mask, and I will take hers)

[Chorus]
                                                         |2. >cut off the last 2 arpeggios
e||--------------------------|--------------------------||-----|
B||--------------------------|--------------------------||-----|
G||-----2-----2-----2------3-|-----5-----5-----5------3-||-5/--|
D||---0-----0-----0----------|---3-----3-----3----------||-5/--|
A||-1-----1-----1-----/3-----|-5-----5-----5-----\3-----||-3/--|
E||--------------------------|--------------------------||-----|
   (I will take hers)   

[Refrain]

E|---------|---------|---------|---------|
B|---------|---------|---------|-------5-|
G|-------7-|---------|-------5-|-----3---| x3.75
D|-----3---|-------5-|-----3---|-3h5-----|
A|-3h5-----|-----3---|-3h5-----|---------|
E|---------|-3h5-----|---------|---------|

[Verse 2]

E|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|--------------|
B|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|--------------|
G|-9---9--9--9--10p9-|-5--5-----3---2-|-9---9--9--9--10p9-|-5--5------2\-|
D|-8---8--8--8--8----|-3--3-----------|-8---8--8--8--8----|-3--3---------|
A|-10--10-10-10-10---|-5--5--/3---1---|-10--10-10-10-10---|-5--5---/1----|
E|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|--------------|
  (You're shying, retracting, the world knows that you're play-acting)

E|---------------------|----------------|
B|---------------------|----------------|
G|-------9--9--9--10p9-|-5--5-----3---2-|
D|-----8----8--8--8----|-3--3-----------|
A|-/10------10-10-10---|-5--5--/3---1---|
E|---------------------|----------------|
  (You've been found out so stop unpacking)

[Chorus]
                                                         |2. >cut off the last 2 arpeggios
e||--------------------------|--------------------------||-----|
B||--------------------------|--------------------------||-5/--|
G||-----2-----2-----2------3-|-----5-----5-----5------3-||-5/--|
D||---0-----0-----0----------|---3-----3-----3----------||-3/--|
A||-1-----1-----1-----/3-----|-5-----5-----5-----\3-----||-----|
E||--------------------------|--------------------------||-----|
   (Stop unpacking)   

[Bridge Part I]

>For the first few repeats put some swing into the arpeggios.
 Gradually remove this swing as the part progresses.

                                                         |2 and 6.     |4 and 8.
e||--------------------------|--------------------------||-------------|-----|
B||--------------------------|--------------------------||-5-----5-----|-5/--|
G||-----2-----2-----2------3-|-----5-----5-----5------3-||---5-----5---|-5/--|
D||---0-----0-----0------2---|---3-----3-----3------2---||-----3-----3-|-3/--|
A||-1-----1-----1-----/3-----|-5-----5-----5-----\3-----||-------------|-----|
E||--------------------------|--------------------------||-------------|-----|
   (Remove the straps, the room lets out a gasp...)

[Bridge Part II / Refrain]

E|---------|---------|---------|---------|
B|---------|---------|---------|-------5-|
G|-------7-|---------|-------5-|-----3---| x3.75
D|-----3---|-------5-|-----3---|-3h5-----|
A|-3h5-----|-----3---|-3h5-----|---------|
E|---------|-3h5-----|---------|---------|
  (Pick yourself up, surrender your throne...)

[Bridge Part III]  

E|-----------5-|-----------5-|
B|------5----3-|------5----3-|
G|-5-5--3-5--5-|-5-5--3--5-5-| x2
D|-3-3--5-3----|-3-3--5--3---|
A|-5-5----5----|-5-5-----5---|
E|-------------|-------------|
  (They loved you to pieces...)

E|-5--5-5--5-5-|-5--5/10--10-10-|
B|-3--3-3--3-3-|-3--3/8---8--8--|
G|-5--5-5--5-5-|-5--5/9---9--9--|
D|-------------|----------------|
A|-------------|----------------|
E|-------------|----------------|

[Bridge Part IV]

>Switch to finger-picking. Repeat this whole section twice

                |3.
e||-12-10-3/-5-||-3------2/-|
B||------------||-----------|
G||-12-9--2/-4-||-----------|
D||------------||-----------|
A||----10-3/-5-||-3----2----|
E||-12---------||-----------|

[Bridge Part V]

>I do not know if the bass notes here are necessary.
 They sound good when played with the song, but make
 this bit a lot harder. Omit them if you so choose.
 Repeat this whole section twice.

E|----12---------------10-|----10---------7---0-|----12---------------10-|-10---10N/-|
B|----------12---10-------|----------10---------|----------12---10-------|-----------|
G|------------------------|---------------------|------------------------|-----------|
D|------------------------|---------------------|------------------------|-----------|
A|-------10---------------|-------10------------|-------10---------------|-----------|
E|-12----------8----10----|-12----------8---0---|-12----------8----10----|-10--------|

>Switch back to a plectrum

E|---------------------------|-------------------------|---------------------------|-----------|
B|----12p(11)----------------|----10p(9)---------------|----12p(11)----------------|-10/12--12-|
G|---------------12p11----13-|--------------10p9----11-|---------------12p11----13-|-9/11---11-| x2
D|-12---------12-------12----|-10--------10------10----|-12---------12-------12----|-----------|
A|---------------------------|-------------------------|---------------------------|-----------|
E|---------------------------|-------------------------|---------------------------|-----------|

[Verse 3]

>Switch to finger-picking. Repeat this whole section 4 times

                |3.
e||-12-10-3/-5-||-3------2/-|
B||------------||-----------|
G||-12-9--2/-4-||-----------|
D||------------||-----------|
A||----10-3/-5-||-3----2----|
E||-12---------||-----------|
  (If vaccuming makes you cry then why...)

[Outro]

>Repeat this whole section 4 times. On the 4 repeat's last bar, play only one E chord 
 rather than 4. Then, to end the song, simply repeat the G chord.

E|-2-------2-------2-------2-----|-3-------3-------3-|-7-7-7-7\5---5-----3-------|-7-7-7-7\5---5-----3-------|
B|---0-------0-------0-------0---|---0-------0-------|---------------0-----0-----|---------------0-----0-----|
G|-----0-------0-------0-------0-|-----0-------0-----|-----------------------0---|-----------------------0---|
D|-------------------------------|-------------------|-----------4-----2-------2-|-----------4-----2-------2-|
A|-2-----2-------2-------2-------|-3-----3-------3---|-7-7-7-7-------------------|-7-7-7-7-------------------|
E|-------------------------------|-------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|

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| x   Dead note
| (n) Ghost note
| h   Hammer-on
| p   Pull-off
| >   Annotation
| /   Slide up
| \   Slide down
| N   Tremolo