I Got puke on my clothes - got tattoos on my sleeves
My hands in my pockets now - I can barely breathe
I Didn't mean to get drunk but that's just how it went
And Now the night's all gone and my money's all spent but

I didn't mean to drink that much last night
I didn't mean to say those things last night

I got blood in my eyes - got beer in my hair
The sun's coming up - did I grab your underwear
Please don't call your lawyer - 'cause I can change I swear but...

I didn't mean to drink that much last night
I didn't mean to say those things last night

'Cause I didn't mean to touch you there but - I was only wasted
I didn't mean to hold your hands but - I was only wasted
I didn't wanna be so mad but I was only wasted
I didn't mean to kick your dad but - I was only wasted
I was only wasted last night

I've fallen on the porch nearly cracked my head
Yeah I drank too much and now I'm nearly dead
So please pick me up and put me in your bed 'cause

I didn't mean to drink that much last night
I didn't mean to say those things last night

'Cause I didn't mean to touch you there but - I was only wasted
I didn't mean to hold your hands but - I was only wasted
I didn't wanna be so mad but I was only wasted
I didn't mean to kick your dad but - I was only wasted
I was only wasted last night

I didn't mean to drink that much last night
I didn't mean to say those things last night

'Cause I didn't mean to touch you there but - I was only wasted
I didn't mean to hold your hands but - I was only wasted
I didn't wanna be so mad but I was only wasted
I didn't mean to kick your dad but - I was only wasted
I was only wasted
I was only wasted last night