Congratulations on your recent acquisition, the bunker is convenient and
easy to install, you've purchased the finest in home fortification, the
comfort will please you and heighten you're morale, keenly concoted the
barricade is comely, the entrance is impregnable and ready for assault,
safe in the knowledge you didn't waste your money, lie back in your
sanctum you are untouchable. Sterile heaven hermetically sealed for your
protection and increased yield. Sterile heaven 'cause you're #1,
equipped with ample insulation. Under surveilance invaders are detected,
external apparatus incarcerates them all. Flash incinerated and lightly
disinfected, the ashes are bundled and packed in a vault, you're
accomodations are acoustically defended you need not hear the death
cries we bring them to a halt, encapsulation is highly recommended, in
brocade or wood grain or neoclassical. Airtight and quiet with total
privacy just keep the filter clean, you've taken the precaution, of
utter isolation, you buy serenity, you've read the warranty.