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[Verse]
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the
 world of a single
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Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable 
experimental conditions that they are able to read 
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minds

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And if anyone can show me one example in the history of
 the world of a single
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astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable 
experimental conditions that they can predict future
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human events by interpreting celestial signs

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And if anyone can show me one example in the history of
 the world of a single
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homeopathic practitioner who has been able to prove 
under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions
made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff 
dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of
water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a
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 similarly administered placebo

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And if anyone can show me one example in the history of
 the world of a single
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spiritual person who has been able to show either 
empirically or logically the existence of a higher 
power
with any consciousness or interest in the human race or
 ability to punish or reward humans for their moral
choices or that there is any reason - other than fear -
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 to believe in any version of an afterlife

[Outro]
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I will give you my piano
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One of my legs

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   and my  wife