D 

[Verse]
D                                A                                          D
Jack knife'd rig got the traffic stopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot
                          A                                      D
Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy bike weavin' in and out and passin' me by
  G                                        D       C# B
I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy S O B
   E                              A
At deep down I was wishin' it was me

[Chorus]
       G         D
But if I had one I'd have to say
A                   D
I'd probably do the same dang thing
G                            D                    G
Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
       E    F# G      G#     A F#      D   A
I'd be hell on wheels if 2/4 I had 4/4 one

[Verse]
D                                A                                              D
Called my brother, said "How you been, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know when"
                                            A                                  D
He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard grind, I got more bills than I got time"
    G                                 D            C# B
I'd love to wet a line but my wife'll just stay on my case
          E                          A
I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place"

[Chorus]
       G         D
But if I had one I'd have to say
A                   D
I'd probably do the same dang thing
G                       D                       G
Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done
         E      F#       G     G#     A F#      D
Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if 2/4 I had 4/4 one

[Bridge]
G                     D
Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady
      A                 D
She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby
G                      D
Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her
A
watch her shake her money maker

[Chorus]
G                D
But if I had one I'd have to say
A                         D
I'd probably shake it the same dang way
G               D                  G
Hike it up high as I could get it, son
          E      F#     G    G#     A F#      D
I'd never buy a  nother beer if 2/4 I had 4/4 one

[Outro]
         E            F# G       G#         A F#      D
You know things would be differ  ent if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
I'd do it just like that, right... there
                                    G
Things'd be different if I had one, too
             D
But I don't,     but if I had one