F
If women come a dime a dozen,
 C
I ain't got a penny
 G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
  C
some guys don't get any
 F                               C
But if I had a nickel for every time
          F
I'd had enough
              C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
          G                C
still be tryin' to fall in love


[Verse]
  G
I fell in love with Linda
     C
she didn't love me back
        G
I went crazy over Chrissy,
           C
she went crazy over Jack
  D7                     G
Maria down in Mexico,my Spanish Mona Lisa
          D7
Tried to fly her back to Texas
         G
but she did not have a visa


[Chorus]
    F
If women come a dime a dozen,
 C
I ain't got a penny
 G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
  C
some guys don't get any
 F                               C
But if I had a nickel for every time
          F
I'd had enough
              C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
          G                C
still be tryin' to fall in love


[Verse]
        G
Bought Renee a dozen roses,
         C
all she did was make me beg
   G
Displayed my love for Donna
          C
with a tattoo on my leg
          D7
There's a tree where me and Carla
            G
carved our names with a pocket knife
     D7
But like our love it burned down
   G
with a lightning strike


[Chorus]
    F
If women come a dime a dozen,
 C
I ain't got a penny
 G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
  C
some guys don't get any
 F                               C
But if I had a nickel for every time
          F
I'd had enough
              C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
          G                C
still be tryin' to fall in love


[Instrumental]
| G | C | G | C |


         D7
Why does everybody say there's lots of
  G
fish out in the sea?
           D7
When I'm swimming after women
              G
they're all laid up on the beach


[Chorus]
    F
If women come a dime a dozen,
 C
I ain't got a penny
 G
Some Guys are getting' way too much,
  C
some guys don't get any
 F                               C
But if I had a nickel for every time
          F
I'd had enough
              C
I'd still be busted and heartbroken
          G                C
still be tryin' to fall in love


[Outro]
       F                  C
Yeah, busted and heart-broken still be
 G                 F     C
tryin' to fall In Love