Am/F  E  F  F#  G


[Verse 1] 
         C    Am7  F                G
It only takes nine months to make a human
C       Am7   F             Fm
Nine short months to make a new one
C      C/B        C/Bb      C/A
A half me, another half you one
F                G                 G7
It’ll call me dad and you mum 


[Verse 2]
C     Am7         F                       G
Nine months of growing in your tummy
E7                              Am7  Am7/G
But honey when nine months are through
                F               G                       
There’s nothing I would rather do than
Em             A7
Wait a year or two and
F                   G          C  C7
Make another human with you


[Chorus]
 F                  G
I hope it gets your nose
        Em           A
your fingers and your toes
       F               G              C7
Cause mine are pretty gross let’s face it
      E7                   Am7  Am7/G
But i will find it fascinating
        F          Fm
How you and me 
G
Together make him


[Verse 3]
C     Am7         F          G
Nine months of baking in the oven
E7                         Am7  Am7/G
But after all the day gets through
                F              G                 
There’s nothing I would rather do than
Em                 A
Wait a year or two and 
F             G         C
Make another human with you


[Bridge]
F  G  Em  A7  F  G  C7  E7  Am7  Am7/G  F  G  G#


[Verse 4] 
C#     Bbm7         F#                 G#
Nine months of growing in your tummy
F7                              Bbm7    Bbm7/Ab
But honey when nine months are through
                F#             G#                       
There’s nothing i would rather do than
Fm                 Bb7
Wait a year or two and
F#             G#
Make another human
Fm                 Bb
A half me and half you one
  F#               G# 
A perfect little human 
      C#
like you