Am Em 
 
Em   Am     Em   Am 
Red, Green, Red, Green 
Em   Am     Em 
Red, Green, Leprosy 
 
Em 
There's two topics there, bang! 
Less guitar in the fold-back, please. 
 
Em                       G 
Come with me down to the Elderlorns 
Bm                      C 
We'll have a whale of a time 
Em       G       D    Dsus2  D 
Twilight falling slow 
Em                    G 
Stickmen laugh in the distence 
Bm                       C 
Painted by Worhole's wet dream 
Em     G          D     D 
Yonnie wrote that line 
             B 
And it's all perfect my love 
                 C 
But we're out of time 
G     Bm     C 
Down, down, down 
 
Down down down 
 
Em                       G 
Come with me down to the Elderlorns 
Bm                       C 
We can drink goonies all day 
Em     G        D      Dsus2 D 
What e-ver that means 
 
It's a South Australian thing 
 
      Em                      G 
We'll make a balloon from its empty husk 
    Bm                    C 
And fly into space like a bird man 
Em     G          D 
With a space suit on 
 
             B 
And it's all perfect my love 
                      C 
But there's something wrong 
 
We're meant to... 
G         D 
Be_____________ 
       C 
But it seems to me 
            G     Bm 
It would be be___tte___r 
                   C 
If you didn't have leprosy 
      B 
We're falling appart 
     C 
Well you are 
       Em 
Get it together man 
 
Em                       G 
Come with me down to the Elderlorns 
Bm                            C 
We'll dance the Morning Man's tune 
Em         G          D    Dsus2  D 
I've got a getto blas-ter 
Em                         G 
I feel like time's running out 
Bm                       C 
Just like my ten D sized batteries 
Em       G         D     Dsus2  D 
We can't dance too hard 
               B 
Cause you keep leaving your bits 
             C 
All over the yard 
             Em                  Am 
And then the Morning Man came to me in a dream 
   Em                     C 
He pointed and told me to choose 
   Em                       Am 
He showed me two apples one red and one green 
     Em                           C 
If I picked the wrong one I would lose 
            C 
One spelled Happiness 
            G           D 
One spelled Leprosy 
            Em 
I monged it up 
 
               G        Bm 
We're meant to be_____________ 
       C 
But it seems to me 
            G           Bm 
we could be free______________ 
                   C 
If you didn't have leprosy 
                         G 
Pick yourself up off the lawn