We'll gather 'round
Because I think you 'ought to know
A little bit about the man
You just befriended

I'm a hip and groovy
And I've got an attitude
Just like the seventies never ended

Hey, hey, hey, hey

So I might not be the one
but a, I might be lots of fun
Before your main course is served
come get you hors d' ouvers

Hey, hey, hey, hey

'Cause I'm the doctor of love
It's dripping down from above
And when you want to play rough
Jump in my hot tub

Now that you know
Aust what I mean
Are you prepared for me
To make you scream

What a stud

And I got my degree
and I can make you believe
You say I've got lots of nerve
It comes with hors d' ouvers

Hey, hey, hey, hey

I'm the doctor of love
It's dripping down from above
I know you want to play rough
Warm up my hot tub

Hey, hey, hey, haha

We'll gather 'round
Because I think you 'ought to know
A little bit about the man
You just befriended

I'm a hip and groovy
And I've got an attitude
Just like the seventies never ended

Hey, hey, hey, haha

I'm going out to pick up
Lots of chicks tonight
My gold chains around my neck
Will make me look just right

My chest hair showing
through my unbuttoned shirt
I'll give you loving tonight.
Tomorrow, treat you live dirt

But that's the life
That I choose to lead.
I'll do it over and over
And over and over

Say hey, hey, hey, haha
Hey, hey, hey, hey