He's accepted the challenge from Gourd;
Done-Done!

They say he's a quitter,
He'd better get fitter
Or Scallion will surely succumb
Cumb-Cumb!

So tame your expressions of glee.

On this subject we pray you be Mum.
Mum-Mum.

You'll find they're not many
Who'll fight for a penny
This bike's worth a rather large sum
Sum-Sum.

A very good bargain indeed.

On this subject we pray you be mum.
Mum-mum!

Oh this bike's worth a rather large sum.
Sum-Sum!

You'll find there are not many,
not many, Not many
who'll fight for a penny

It's a very good bargain indeed
It's a very good doctor he'll need

As you can see a good bargain indeed,
As you can see a good doctor he'll need,

Yes indeed, yes indeed,
Yes indeed, yes indeed!