Anything you can do, I can do better!
Ha!
I can do anything better than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you

No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yeah
So can a rat

Any note you can sing I can sing higher
I can sing any note higher than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

Yes, she can

Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No

Wait, wait!
Is this really school people argue about?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no
Ok, let's go to the next one
Ok

Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't

Oh, gosh
Really? Softer?
Why we'd get the junk lines?
Yeah, thanks a lot, Jamey
Ok, where's Tony and Tifanny?

Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't / Yes, I can

I can

Any note you can sing I can sing lower
I can sing any note lower than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, mmm
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

No, you can't, can't, can't
Yes, I can, can, can

No, you can't / Yes, I can
No, you can't / Yes, I can