Intro riff/Chorus riff: 
Pickslide up then A----D----A----D . 
To make the riff melody like on the record you will need to hammer on and off the 
b string using your pinky finger while strumming the bar chord D up and down like 
so.... (strum down = d strum up = u)

    d-d-d-u-d-u-d--d-d-u-d-d-u-d-u-d-u
E|------5-5-5-5-5--x-x-5-5-x-x-x-x-5-5---------| :
B|------5-5-5-5-5--7-7-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-7---------| :
G|------6-6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------| : x2
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------| :
A|--7-7-7-----7-7--5-5-----5-5-5-5-------------| :
E|--5-5-------5-5------------------------------| :

Verse 1: ( ……. = Palm Mute)
A …….                                            D …….
I don’t want to live like you and be just another clone
I don’t want to be popular I’d rather be alone
I don’t want your addiction, I got one of my own
Cause I’ve been bestowed every episode of Star Trek ever shown
(Repeat Intro riff)
A …….                                         D …….
I don’t want to be a leader or last longer in bed
I don’t want a therapist to fix my fucked-up head
I don’t want to hear the lies and bullshit that you’ve spread
I just want to go and get it on with a girl from Betazed
B                                 D
And boldly go where no man’s gone before

(Pickslide)

Chorus: (w/intro riff) 
A
Yeah, I don’t want your shiny car
D
I don’t want your new guitar
A
I don’t want your medicine
D
When I’m not feeling well
A
I don’t want your paradise
D
I found my god in Star Trek Five
A
I don’t want to go to heaven 
D                               A
As long as they have Vulcans in hell
(Repeat Intro Riff)

Verse 2 (same as v1):
I don’t want entertainment news or reality TV
I don’t give a flying fuck about Paris and Britney
I don’t want your shitty job, poverty’s fine for me
It just leaves me more quality time in front of my TV
To boldly go where no man’s gone before 

::Repeat Chorus::

Bridge (Listen for strum mute pattern): 

A A... D D... E E... D D...

A
And your champagne 
D
And your cocaine 
E
And your hot stocks 
D
And your Botox
And your flat screen 
And your cuisine 
And your implants 
And your tight pants 
And your new cars 
Cuban cigars
And your hot tub 
And your yacht club
And your limo 
And your Bordeaux  
E              D           A
Won’t make you happier than me