Slippin' and a slidin', playin' dominoes
Leftin' and a rightin' ain't a crime you know
Well, I gotta tell the story before it's time to go

But are you ready for the country?
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready for the country?
Ain't that a sight to see?

Talkin' to a preacher, said God was on his side
Talkin' to a butcher, they both were sellin' hides
Well, I gotta tell the story boys, I don't know the reason why

Are you ready for the country?
Are you ready for me?
Are you ready for the country?
Ain't that a sight to see?

Are you ready for the country?
Are you ready for me?
Better get ready for the country
And ready for me

Are you ready for the country?
Ready for me?
Are you ready for the country?
Ain't that a sight to see?