You can do athletics
I've seen the doctor and the doctor's seen me
I'm fit and I'm healthy, but inadequate with regards to athletic ability
He said that we can all be similar and personal achievement becomes communal
We'll share our trophy and merit to us all!
"We can upgrade you, we will upgrade you.
You can do athletics too!"

You can do athletics

He said nobody need be the underdog anymore.
"Son, this is the future and all that's come before is a dinosaur"
He said "I can do athletics, my kids can do athletics
and our bodies are no restriction"
He said this, he said this
He said this with conviction
"We can upgrade you, we will upgrade you.
You can do athletics too!"

You can do athletics
A race becomes a march when we're together at the finish line