Am - C - F - G (Through the whole song)
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Am             C   
Take me to the hospital lady
F                        G
Gonna have another baby, gonna have a big baby
Am             C
Take me to the hospital lady
F                      G
Gotta poo out a baby - POW POW POW

Am          C
20 Babies - PA PA POW POW POW
F           G
60 Babies - PA PA PA POW POW
Am                C
Ten more babies - PA POW POW POW
F                      G
Would you like a baby, I can make you one now

Am             C                F               G
Ladies, ladies I know all about making babies - YOM YOM YOM YOM
Am             C                  F     G
Ladies, Laides I make babies everyday - Yeah

Am                C                  F                            G
I got my own Ward down the hospital, Cause I got so many babies - Yeah
Am                 C                        F           G
I got an ambulance that ferries my back and forth to my crip and the hospital

Am            C       F            G   
Uuh, I making babies, yeah it's so easy
Am                C            F             G
Have a sandwhich, making baby, have a pizza, make another free
Am         C            F        G
Watch out, I'm eating a bageeeeeeeeeel

Am               C             F               G
Eighteen hundred thousand more babies on their way - POW POW POW POW!

(Repeat whole song ad libitum)
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