F   133211
G   320003
G7  3x3001


[Verse 1]
         C      C6   C   C6 C  
It is as smooth as a mutilated 
Am                   C C6 C C6 C  Am
shit on a shingle at dawn
C         C6      C       C6 C   
Rip, Rip, Rip van Winkle, he can 
Am                   C C6 C C6 C  Am
shit on a shingle at dawn
          F                          G        G7
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing... boing?

[Verse 2]
        C   C6     C     C6  C   
She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd 
Am                    C C6 C C6 C   Am
love to see her wiggle
        C     C6   C   C6   C Am
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
          F                          G        G7
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing... boing?

[Outro]
C C6 C6 C  Am
            Oh Yeah
C C6 C6 C  Am
            Oh Yeah
C C6 C6 C  Am
            Oh Yeah
   F        G G7
    Oh Yeah