If you miss this train there'll be another right behind it
If you call my name I'll come along
I'm looking for the watertank but I can't find it
Maybe someone was wrong

I got directions to the watertank last nite
I got nowhere 'cos the directions weren't right
The engine's overheated & the fridge is on the blink
Not a drop of moisture emits from my sink

Well it's late i know it, it's not too exciting
My hook is in the lake but no one is biting
I round the gang up & read them their rights
The oncoming traffic better turn of its brights
I lie down with a flame in my heart
I'll keep you company when the sides fly apart
I'll write a song that will stick in your head
You won't be able to get it out until you're dead