I want a tattoo but my mom said no
No son of mine's gonna be a freak show
Wanna show off, really be a clown
There's a circus pulling in on the other side of town
Think you're so smart, think you're so slick
Want a tattoo you can get it on your dick
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
Mom said no tattoo

As long as you live here you won't be a louse
If you wanna tattoo you can move outta the house
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
Mom said no tattoo

I want a tattoo but my mom said no
No son of mine's gonna be a freak show
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out

I want a tattoo but my mom said no
No son of mine's gonna be a freak show
Wanna show off, really be a clown
There's a circus pulling in on the other side of town
Think you're so smart, think you're so slick
Want a tattoo you can get it on your dick
No need to snivel, no need to pout
Want a tattoo then you gotta move out
Mom said no tattoo