when i was a baby on the bottle they put me
i didn't know before, but now i want to be
1, 2, 3, bottle baby

[chorus]

when i'm old and gray you will hear the people say
oh, he's been on the bottle since a baby

now in this day and age, it seems the world is wrong
but let me tell you something there's a moral to this song

i've been on the bottle since a baby
and i don't care if people call me lazy