I got a million better things to do
Than to play rock n roll
Honey if I blow you're fuse
Can I please be excused

Gotta write myself today
I can't write myself for you
We haven't even been introduced
So that'll never do

Though a lot of other people could
Standing here instead of me
Singing their own lines through clenching cracking teeth

Gotta write myself today
Gotta write myself for you
Honey if I tell you the truth
Can I pleased be excused

Honey, let's not get carried away

There's a lot of other places to be
A lot of things I would rather be doing
A lot of songs id love to sing
But I know that you would just ruin it

Gotta write myself today
I gotta write myself for you
Honey if I tell you the truth
Can I pleased be excused

Honey, let's not get carried away

Gotta write myself today
I gotta write myself for you
Honey if I tell you the truth
Can I pleased be excused