Brain-off, ladies and gentlemen
Brain-off, it's not a drug, it's an appliance
Why, we all know how time flies when you're having fun
But that's not the problem, is it?
It's how it drags when there's work to be done
And folks, that's why there's Brain-off
It's wonderful new device
A tiny electrode that affixes in the back of your skull
And the battery pack you can hold on your belt
Set the timer for seven and half hours
Punch in at work, and before you know it
It's time to go
I don't know how it works, but I use it
Brain-off, it's not a drug, it's an appliance
And by the way folks, brain-off also works in the evenings
If you find yourself just worried sick,
Feeling like you're missing out on life
Brain-off keeps you from thinking
It's not a drug, it's an appliance