Every Morning On My Way to Work
I Stop Off At Ernie's Corner Stand
He Sees Me Comin' From a Half a Block Away
He's Got My Mornin' Paper in His Hand

He Probably Thinks I Read It For the Headlines
Just Another Never-get-enough News Junkie
But I Round That Corner and in no Time
Life Section D's in Hand
The Rest Is in a Garbage Can

I Still Read Your Horoscope
'cause I Can't Seem to Give Up Hope
I've Got to See What's Up With Scorpio
Between That and Capricorn Maybe I'll Know
What You're Goin' Through
What I Should Do
Have You Found Someone New?
Are You Going To?

Today It Said That Someone From Your Past
Would Give You a Call So Well, "hi"
And If You Feel Old Feelings Comin' Back
Don't Be Surprised It Said You Might
I Know You Probably Think I'm Crazy
Puttin' Stock in the Stars and the Constellation
Ooh But Ever Since I Lost You Baby
It's the Only Thing That I Can Do
To Feel Like I'm Keepin' Up With You

I Still Read Your Horoscope
'cause I Can't Seem to Give Up Hope
I've Got to See What's Up With Scorpio
Between That and Capricorn Maybe I'll Know
What You're Goin' Through
What I Should Do
Have You Found Someone New?
Are You Going To?