I'm in a cave just like a bat
Just got beat up by the Cat in the Hat
Just found out that Batman not a bat
I just slipped on some ranch
The giraffe neck look like a branch
She got mad 'cause she ain’t got not no food stamps

Whale: Ooh, my car: Nyoom
Motorcycle, a rocket
Can I get your number? I pulled out a flip phone
Told her: Come over my house, I live in a box home
I tried to fight the Hulk but he was too strong
Oh my gosh, you scared me, put your wig back on!
Oh my gosh, what’s 8 plus 8? 25?
I asked to borrow her car but I cannot drive
Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5?
Uh, can I get the Krabby Patty deluxe meal?

I'm in a cave just like a bat
Just got beat up by the Cat in the Hat
Just found out that Batman not a bat
I just slipped on some ranch
The giraffe neck look like a branch
She got mad 'cause she ain’t got not no food stamps

My teacher told me my head look like a lamp
Wen't to sleep and woke up on an air mattress
I'm in a cave just like a bat
Just got beat up by the Cat in the Hat
Just found out that Batman not a bat