G       D              C
You'e the devil's daughter in disguise
         G               D            C
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes
D                                 C                 G
Girl you must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue
     D                   C                     D
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you

CHORUS:
               G      D       C
When all those Aggies move to Austin
    G           D          C
And Beaumont is covered in snow
         G          D          C
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
C            D                 G
Darlin' then you can come back home

VERSE 2:
G            D                 C
You sure can shake your little round behind
         G          D      C
But your hour glass figure won't buy you my time
D                            C                   G
You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before
     D                             C                            D
This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of my front door   

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
F                          G 
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
F                        G
And Texans forget the Alamo
C            D         G   D/F#  Em
When Lubbock opens up a ski resort
        F                            D
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow
 
CHORUS
    C     D/F#      Em
But don't hold your breath
C    D               G       
Then you can come back home