Julie took a plate of cold spaghetti
And threw it over John like punk confetti
She didn't like the way he smiled and kissed
She didn't like the way he smelt of piss

It was the wedding of the grim
How could she hitch her life to him?
She took a cable car to rome
The seven seas of home
Then she met a lovely bloke
Fed her on caviar and dope
All he anted was a grope
Bought her a car and they eloped
Like punk confetti

Julie had a fight with John Paul Getty
Tore his shirt to shreds like punk confetti
She didn't like the way he was so rich
She threw it all away the stupid bitch

It was the wedding of the grim
How could she hitch her life to him?
She took a cable car to roma
The seven seas of home
Then she met a lovely bloke
Fed her on caviar and hope
All he anted was a grope
Bought her a car and they eloped
Like punk confetti

Julie took a plate of cold spaghetti
And threw it over John like punk confetti
She didn't like the way he smiled and kissed
She didn't like the way he smelt of piss

It was the wedding of the grim
How could she hitch her life to him?
She took a cable car to roma
The seven seas of home
Then she met a lovely bloke
Fed her on caviar and soap
All he anted was a grope
Bought her a car and they eloped
Like punk confetti
Didn't have a hope
It was a joke
Like punk confetti