There was a lesson I never learned
Oh, I wouldn't be warned
how many looks does it take
to read your mind oh, on your face?

*** Chorus:
Are you serious? Did you think I'd fall in love?
Are you serious? What in the world are you thinking of?
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?

*** Verse 2:
Calling you up and over the phone
I hear, tell her I'm not at home
Are you afraid to see me crying,
or is it that you're just to used to lying

*** Chorus:
Are you serious? Did you think I'd fall in love?
Are you serious? What in the world are you thinking of?
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?

*** Chorus:
Are you serious? Did you think I'd fall in love?
Are you serious? I don't know what you're thinking
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?

*** Verse 5:
There's a lesson I'll never learn
ooh, I wouldn't be warned
I dive in deeper, and you've got colder
But I will not cry, oh one more [death comes to love]

*** Coda:
Are you serious? Did you think I'd fall in love?
Are you serious? I don't know what you're thinking
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?