INTRO RIFF:

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                                                                  G A E (repeat through intro)
Hello young lady, you look quiet nice today...and I look real good
 You may come a little bit closer to me
 you may smeel my musk if you wish
 but first of all
 how rude of me

G
 Let me introduce to you myself to you
A                                            Em
 My name's pilot, I'm a pilot, that's what I do
             G                                                       A
 And you can ask me a lot of questions about that if you want to, oh yeah
G
 Let me let you buy me a drink for me
A                                               Em
 Cos I'm a real pilot, like on Top Gun, like on TV
         G                                                                                 A
 And the thing that you should know about me is that the first night is always for free oh yeah


 CHORUS:
           E           A
 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
     G                             A
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
          E                          A
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
           E            A
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
    G                            A
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
     E                                        G          E Em
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled 9G like me


G
 Now I was flying in formation the other day and I was number one
          A                                    Em
 When two bogies came down in on me out of the sun
            G                                                         A
 and I said "I'm too close for missiles now I'm switching to guns" oh yeah
G
 The other crazy bandit he rolled in on me
           A                                           Em
 So I just rolled upside down and pushed some negative G
   G                                                        A
 I slammed on the brakes, he flew right by me, "Fox 3!!" oh yeah


CHORUS:
           E           A
 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
     G                             A
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
          E                          A
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
           E            A
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
    G                            A
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
     E                                        G          E Em
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me


 G
 Now you might think that practicing all the time would be a real bore
                      A                                            Em
 Because we only ever train and we never do the job that we joined for
          G                                                      A
 The only fight I've been in was some kind of crazy hand-war, oh yeah
     G
 But come over to my place at I don't know like half past eight
           A                                                     Em
 and we'll open up a bottle of wine and we'll stay up until real late
               G                                                     A
 Cos I'm gonna make you watch in slow-mo everyone of my HUD-tapes oh yeah


CHORUS:
           E           A
 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
     G                             A
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
          E                          A
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
           E            A
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
    G                            A
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
     E                                        G          E Em
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me


E
 By which I mean pulling a guy who is like me not me pulling another guy cos that is gay
                                              C
 And I'm a pilot I don't do that kind of thing...much


    G
 So come over to my place and we'll talk the night away
                A                                                     Em
 And when I say talk baby I mean you'll listen, cos I've got a lot to say
                    G                    A
 And it's all about me but that's ok, oh yeah
       G
 I own shares in mirror companies and other things like brill cream
          A                                                  Em
 And just two minutes with me baby that's enough to make you scream
                      G                                                A
 Cos I'll take you to heaven and back at Mach Three if you know what I mean
 And I don't mean the razor mach three but it'll be real close



CHORUS:
           E           A
 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
     G                             A
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
          E                          A
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
           E            A
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
    G                            A
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
     E                                        G          E Em
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me


CHORUS:
           E           A
 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
     G                             A
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
          E                          A
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
           E            A
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
    G                            A
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
     E                                 G             E
 You haven't really lived until you've flown at Mach 3....And I've done that twice