Dark and light.
Round the clock.
Day and night.
Roll and rock.

Business plan.
Super size.
Office. Bank.
Looking nice.

Airport.
Face control.
Loaded word.
Urgent call.

Autobahn.
Coffee break.
Restaurant.
Wagyu steak.

Very steep,
quick progress.
Troubled sleep.
Nervousness.

Stock goes up.
Stock gives way.
Seven Up.
Stress and shake.

It's a Yuppie Blues!
It's a Yuppie Blues!
It's a Yuppie Blues!
It's a Yuppie Blues!
Do business with a yuppie,
and you'll be fine and happy!
It's a Yuppie Blues!

Business class.
Yuppie Club.
Black tie. Jazz.
Lipstick daub.

Met aside
pretty lone.
Spent the night.
Brought her home.

House. Garage.
Limousine.
Douche. Massage.
Therapy.

Fitness. Gym.
Schedule. Draft.
Aspirin.
Sleeping-draught.

Fuss. Watchdog.
Sad. Depressed.
Evening. Fog.
Emptiness...

Net result.
Thirty years.
To sum up.
Impotence.

It's a Yuppie Blues! It's in the bag! It's in the bag!
It's a Yuppie Blues! It's in the bag! It's in the bag!
It's a Yuppie Blues! It's in the bag, bag, bag!
It's a Yuppie Blues! It's in the bag! It's in the bag!
Do business with a yuppie,
and you'll be fine and happy!
It's a Yuppie Blues!