D F# B
C A
D F# B
C A

[Verse 1]
D                               F#    B
Life's about as wonderful as a record mart
   C                                    A
I don't like selling albums but I don't wanna go to work
D                               F#    B          C                          A
Life's about as wonderful as a record mart, I haven't got any money, that's why I'm selling albums

[Chorus]
G                               F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a cold
G                                     F# A
Life's about as wonderful as growing old
G                                           F#         A
Life's about as wonderful as a tramp lying dead in the road
G                        F# A
Life's about as wonderful
E F# G A
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 2]
D                               F#  B
Life's about as wonderful as a dole queue
  C                                  A
I don't like standing still with the tramps and layabouts
D                              F#   B
Life's about as wonderful as a dole queue
        C                    A
Well I got no choice, that's why I'm standing in a queue

[Chorus]
G                               F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a cold
G                                     F# A
Life's about as wonderful as growing old
G                                           F#         A
Life's about as wonderful as a tramp lying dead in the road
G                        F# A
Life's about as wonderful
E F# G A
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 3]
D                                    F# B
Life's about as wonderful as no electricity
   C                       A
I don't like acoustics and Crosby Stills Nash and Young
F                                    F# B
Life's about as wonderful as no electricity
   C                          A
I make out it's poetry that's why I'm screaming at you

[Chorus]
G                               F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a cold
G                                     F# A
Life's about as wonderful as growing old
G                                           F#         A
Life's about as wonderful as a tramp lying dead in the road
G                        F# A
Life's about as wonderful
E F# G A
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Outro]
D               G    A
Life's about as wonderful
       D                         G A
As the tramps lying dead in the road
       D                   G    A         D                  G A
Do you touch him, do you pass him, do you understand these lines
          D                          G A
There's a doctor lying down in the road
          D                            G A
There's another falling down in the road
            D                           G A
There's the tramps lying dead in the road
      D                                G A
Yeah life's about as wonderful as nothing