Ooooh, dance crasher
Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance crasher
Oh no no
Don't break it up
Please don't make a fuss
Don't use a knife
Take another feel(?) of life

You'll be sorry, you'll be so sorry
You'll be sorry, let me tell you, wha-oooo
There is a debt sometimes, wha-oooo
You won't have a chance, wha-oooo
That will be your last dance, wha-oooo

Ooooh, dance crasher
Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance crasher
Oh no no
Don't break it up
Please don't make a fuss
Go to a gym
Get yourself in trim

Be a glim fibre (?)
'stead of a dance crasher
Let me tell you, wha-oooo
Be a gentleman, wha-oooo
You could be a champion, wha-oooo
Like Mr Bunny Grant, wha-oooo

/instrumental break/

Ooooh, dance crasher
Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance crasher
Oh no no
Don't break it up
Please don't make a fuss
Go to a gym
Get yourself in trim

Be a glim fibre (?), a price fighter (?)
'stead of a dance crasher
Let me tell you, wha-oooo
Be a gentleman, wha-oooo
You could be a champion, wha-oooo
Like Mr Bunny Grant, wha-oooo

Ooooooo, dance crasher
Whoahh! Wha-ooo
Be a gentleman, wha-oooo
You could be a champion, wha-oooo
Like Mr Bunny Grant, wha-oooo

Ooooooo, dance crasher
Whoahh...