Intro:

|Em   |Em    |G     |G   B7 |Em    |Em    |G     |F     |E    |E    |

Verse 1:
    Em
Now if you think I'm wasting your time again
G                       B7
I'm wasting your time 
    Em
When you picked me up in duty-free
            G                    F
That's when I thought I'd be the cross in your T
    E
Oh, must-see TV, bum bum bum bum, but
Em
If you think I'm wasting your time again
   G                      B7
Oh no, oh, you're wasting mine
            Em
When you're playing for a prime-time dream,
         G                       F
Your CNB-scene, now I'm just the split in your seam,
    E
The "I" in your team

Chorus:
Em
Oooh
G                            B7   
Please don't get too excited
Em
Oooh
                   G           F
Maybe you're not invited to my action/adventure,
   E
My action/adventure dream

Interlude:
|Em   |Em    |G     |G   B7 |Em    |Em    |G     |F     |E    |E    |

Verse 2:
   Em
So when you think you're on the fast track,
    G              
You find it's just a cul-de-sac
B7            Em
Back in that adult lifestyle community
       G                         F
Where all your little boys, your action toys,
   E
Are duty-free

Chorus:
Em
Oooh
G                            B7   
Please don't get too excited
Em
Oooh
                   G           F
Maybe you're not invited to my action/adventure,
   E
My action/adventure dream

Interlude:
|Em   |Em    |G     |G   B7 |Em    |Em    |G     |F     |E    |E    |

Verse 3:
     Em
So I wonder what you got your persona for,
                 G                                    B7
'Cause there's a two-for-one down at the corner store,
      Em
And I wonder could you pep it up a bit, you know,
G            F
Throw a fit, you go ahead and dance,
E
I'll just sit
Em
So if you think I'm wasting your time again,
                 G                              B7
I'm wasting your time again, oh, you're wasting mine,
            Em
When you're playing for a prime-time dream,
         G                       F
Your CNB-scene, now I'm just the split in your seam,
    E
The "I" in your team

Outro:
|Em    |Em    |G     |G     |
       Em                                    G
So I'm looking at the back of my hand again
    Em
I'm looking at the back of my hand again
G                                    Em
To what end, if I can't even find my pen?