Intro: C/G Am

C/G
Tenuous at best was all he had to say when pressed about the
Am
rest of it, the world that is
     C/G
from proto-Sanskrit Minoans to porto-centric Lisboans
      Am
Greek Cypriots and and Hobis-hots
                                   C/G
Who hang around in ports a lot, uh huh.

        Am
(assobio)

C/G
Here's where things start getting weird
                                                  Am
While chinless men will scratch their beards, uh huh
C/G
To their minds a sharpened axe while
                               Am
brushed up on the Uralic syntaxes

G
Love of hate acts as an axis
                               F
Love of hate acts as an axis, oh oh
                             C/G
First it wanes and then it waxes

        Am
(assobio)
                             C/G
So procreate and pay your taxes
        Am
(assobio)

C/G
Ten you us ness less
Am
seven comes to three
C/G
Them you us plus
Am                                     G
eleven thank the heavens for their elasticity
                F                             C/G
And that's for those who live and die for astronomy

      Am
(assobio)
C/G     Am
(assobio)

C/G
When Coprophagia was writ know when to stand know when to sit
      Am
Can't stand to stand can't stand to sit and who would want to know this
C/G             Am     G
Click click click

G                            Em
Who wants to look upon this
G                            Em
Who wants to look upon this
         G
pray tell
G                            Em
Who wants to look upon this
G                            Em
Who wants to look upon this
         G
pray tell
         Em
pray tell

G
Ten you us ness less
Em
seven comes to three
G
Them you us plus
Em                          D/A
eleven comes just shy of infinity
                C/G
And that's for those who live and die
           G
for numerology