G              Cm        G
Your presence is requested,
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wrote little Johnny White
     D7                 G           A7                    D7
But with this invitation, there is a stipu-[D7]lation

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When you attend this party,
 C          D7           G
you'll all be treated right, but
D              A7           D          B7
There's a wild and wooly woman
Em             A7           D         D7
You boys can't invite, now

G              Em7
You can bring Pearl
G              Em7
She's a darn nice girl
 G       Bbdim   D7
But don't bring Lulu

D7
You can bring Rose

With her turned up nose
                  G7
But don't bring Lulu

C            Cm
Lulu always wants to do
 G                  E7
What the boys don't want to do
 A7
When she struts her stuff around
  D7
London bridge is falling down

G             Em7
You can bring cake
G               Em7
Or Porterhouse steak
G         Bbdim    D7
But don't bring Lulu

D7
Lulu gets blue

And she goes cuckoo
       Am               B7
Like a clock up on the shelf

Am                 Cm
She's the kind of smartie
     Em7        G     E7
Who breaks up every party
 G       Em      A7
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu
 G       D7        G
I'll bring her myself

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We all went to the party a real high toned affair
D7               G           A7          D7
And then along came Lulu, as wild as any Zulu
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She started into Charleston,
C                D7           G
and how the boys did stare, but
D                A7
When she did the hula hula,
Em             A7
then she got the air, now