Yakko : An anvil's black and shiny
Dot : It's very heavy too
Wakko : So watch out, my chubby friend
YW+D : Or one will fall on you!
Baloney: (spoken) On me? Heh hah huh huh!
(Clang!)

Dot : (spoken) That wasn't pretty.
Yakko : But it had to be done.
Baloney: Heh huh huh huh huh! Great song! Heh huh huh huh!
Neato completo yippie!
Wakko : It's unstoppable!!!
Yakko : Call in the National Guard!
Dot : Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!
Baloney: Let's sing it again! I lovey-dovey loved it!
YW+D : OK!

Yakko : It's made of solid iron
Dot : It weighs a ton or two
Wakko : We know you'd like to meet it
YW+D : It wants to meet you too!
Baloney: Huh hu--
(Clang!)

Baloney: (spoken) Yay! Let's do it again!
Yakko : Now it's gettin' scary.