I hate you from the moment you walk in
You smell like old mothballs and gin
"how are you kind folks? please have a seat
While i try to ignore the pain in my feet"

And i hate the smell of perfume
I hope this day ends really soon

And i've got to get out of here
I've got to find a way to get out of here

Why bother to ask for the fat-free cheese?
You look like you eat as much as you please
Don't ask me if i've tried the veal
Honestly i'd rather suck a banana peel

And i hate the smell of this place
And that smug look on your face

And i've got to get out of here
I've got to find a way to get out of here

And i can see your eggs are runny
I didn't cook them, you big stupid dummy!
Don't patronize me, honey!
All i need (all i want) is your money

Why do you people make me so mad?
It's probably because you tip so bad
I'm sorry, i'm in a bad mood
I'll feel better after i spit in your food

And i hate the smell of your smoke
But i'd rather do this than go broke

And i've got to get out of here
I've got to find a way to get out of here