Got a new job at the hardware store
Didn’t realise what I was in for
Can you get that for me on the top shelf
Oh sure sir wait go fuck yourself
You’re looking at me, explicitly
And asking me for the leds?
No way jose, I politely

Turn your head 180 to aisle 3
But now I think about it I'm certain I've seen you
Before his jaws to the floor, eyes dart more and
More, you think you sneak by me, fucking dic
Let me tell you what I think about your shit ip

Light emitting diode!
Why are they so bright?
Light emitting diode!
Return to natural light

The diode installation committee's a pretty shitty community
With no balls to get down and do the nitty gritty
Look I know you think that your future's bright
But I'm reclaiming night, ain’t no end in sight
And I may be one man but I've gotta say
I won't let it be that a-way

Light emitting diode!
Why are they so bright?
Light emitting diode!
Return to natural light

Fire spitting diode!
I know I'm doing my bit
Breaking artificial shit
RGB, fuck off!

Get out of my walls
I've told you before
I can see you now
Get out of my house!

Light emitting diode!
Are you doing your bit?
Light emitting diode!
By not using this shit
Light emitting diode!
Light emitting diode!
I think you’ll find there’s many other types
But I don’t really mind those diodes!