C                       Em              Dm     F
I love myself, no one's love could ever compete
C                   Em                       Dm    F
I hold myself down, I don't need your cheap treat
      C
Yeah, I can't fit in pretty skirts
Em
But I'm so pretty that it hurts
           Dm                                   F
And when I start to flirt I'll have these boys on their knees
C
I don't need nobody
           Em                                   Dm  F
I'm worth more than just my body and that's the tea


[Chorus]
            C
I gotta say bye
            Em                     Dm      F
I love you 'cause I know you don't love me
             C
These art form is not up to you
Em      Dm           F
I am a masterpiece
            C
It doesn't matter if I'm fat
          Em         Dm     F
Or if I'm stick-thin skinny
            C
I gotta say bye
                    Em                         Dm
I love you 'cause I know that you can't handle me
F
Yeah, I know that you can't handle me


[Post-Chorus]
C     Em
Ooh, ooh (Woo!)
Dm     F
Ooh, ooh (Woo!)
C      Em
Ooh, ooh (Woo!)
Dm      F
Ooh, ooh (Woo!)


[Verse 2]
  C                       Em
I get what I want when I want it
                     Dm     F
I don't ever have to tease
     C                      Em
I'll buy a drink for myself if I want it
        Dm        F
I don't ever say please
                C
And even with a moustache on my face
        Em
I turn heads in this whole place
          Dm                                F
'Cause my beauty kills like it's a fucking deadly disease
            C
I feel real cute today
                Em                                  Dm F
I wanna see you try to take that away from me (Ooh)


[Chorus]
             C
I gotta say bye
            Em                         Dm  F
I love you 'cause I know you don't love me
                  C
These art form is not up to you
Em                 Dm F
I am a masterpiece
           C
It doesn't matter if I'm fat
       Em                   Dm F
Or if I'm stick-thin skinny
            C
I gotta say bye
            Em
I love you 'cause I know that you can't handle me
Dm                                 F
Yeah, I know that you can't handle me