F                           C
I hold your hair when you vomit
Am                          G
I shave my beard while you shit
F                            C
I shout at you when you're driving
         Am                            G
if you don't know true love, well this is it


F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it

[verse 2]
F                            C
you tell our sex live to your girlfriends
Am                          G
you pop my blackheads and my ziz
F                    C
when I cry at the movies
Am                          G
you swear to silence with a spit


F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it

[verse 3]
F                                C
I know your farts aren't made of sugar
Am                                G
I know when your mother's on the rag
F                             C
you know my brother wants to f*ck you
Am                          G
that doesn't even make you mad


F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it

[bridge]
           F                          C
when the fridge is empty that's your fault
          Am                          G
when the toilet seat's up that is my fault
             F                                  C
I love the colour of your hair, you wear my t-shirt to bed
Am                          G
I think it's time we had a kid


F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it
F            C
True love, true love
         Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it

        F        C
this is i-i-i-i-it
Am             G
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it
        F        C
this is i-i-i-i-it
Am             G
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it

    Am                          G
if you don't know true love, well this is it