Bm
I'm not gonna lie here
A
and wait for the ambulance
G
I'm doing push-ups
               D
Oh, I'm doing push-ups
N.C
I'm doing push-ups

D
And my marriage is falling apart
Bm
It's not your fault
                        A
I just thought I should let you know
G
You can take advantage of me
D
It's not that hard
I wrote it out in detail
A         G
Just check your texts

D
'Cause your first love's not gonna
Bm
walk you home
A
You got sick on your coat
G
Then you called her
D
and told her it's over
Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always
A
said you'd be
A                            G
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"

D
Then you pulled out an engagement ring
Bm
And the canary choked in my throat
A
I was coughing up feathers all December
G
But we never made a memory to remember

D                       Bm
Some things just aren't meant to make sense
A                          G
Some things aren't meant to be represented
D                Bm           N.C.
We talk about it in the gaps, in the silence
A                    G
The posts we delete, and the captions we edit

D
'Cause your first love's not gonna
Bm
walk you home
A
You got sick on your coat
G
Then you called her
D
and told her it's over
Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always
A
said you'd be
A                            G
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"
D
"Please don't touch me"

D
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
Bm
Cause a scene at the wedding
A
Awful words on the confetti, oh
D
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
Bm
Cause a scene at the wedding
A
Awful words on the confetti, oh
D
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
Bm
Cause a scene at the wedding
A
Awful words on the confetti, oh
D
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
Bm
Do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna

D
'Cause your first love's not gonna
Bm
walk you home
A
You got sick on your coat
G
Then you called her
D
and told her it's over
Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always
A
said you'd be
A                            G
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"

D
'Cause your first love's not gonna
Bm
walk you home
A
You got sick on your coat
G
Then you called her
D
and told her it's over
Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always
A
said you'd be
A                            G
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"

D                           Bm
I'm not gonna lie here and wait for the ambulance
A
I'm doing push-ups
G
Oh, I'm doing push-ups