I've had my share of crosses to bear
I've had a boyfriend or three
And I tend to fall with no warning at all
When I see a man smiling at me
So that's why I'm here pouring this beer
With a man half asleep in my chair
Now when he looks at me
I'm damned if I see whatever the hell got him there

I used to sink in his arms....now my arms are in his sink
He used to love me all night....now I miss it if I blink
The sweetest first kiss has turned me into this
I picked the wrong man again
I must be crazy, he's broke and he's lazy
He's not working - can I trade him in

Now 3 years have gone since he turned me on
The love light has faded so dim
And I wonder how my heart could allow feelings for someone like him
While we dream of a rose and champagne
I'll climb the walls till Prince Charming calls
And its toodbye to old what's his name

I used to sink in his arms ...now my arms are in his sink
He used to love me all night ...now I miss it if I blink
The sweetest first kiss has turned me into this
I picked the wrong man again
I must be crazy, he's broke and he's lazy
He's not working - Can I trade him in
He's not working - Can I trade him in