Cm
The minimum intervals from conjugal duties as 
prescribed in the Talmud are as follows:

[Verse]
    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she 
needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady 
squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse 
to heaven
Eb                                                   
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve 
            Cm
got to steer
Ab               Eb             Bb               Eb
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is 
forbidden
Ab             Eb                Bm                  
To go too long without spending time on nether region
          Cm
 tending

    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she 
needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady 
squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse 
to heaven
Eb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got
 to steer
Cm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the 
invitation
Ab
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the 
mood to play
Bb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with 
her
Eb
The point is human beings as such need a little loving 
touch

[Verse]
    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she 
needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady 
squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse 
to heaven
Eb                                                   
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve 
            Cm
got to steer
Ab               Eb             Bb               Eb
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is 
forbidden
Ab             Eb                Bm                  
To go too long without spending time on nether region
          Cm
 tending

    Cm
For men of independent means every day is what she 
needs
Ab
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady 
squeak
Bb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse 
to heaven
Eb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got
 to steer
Cm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the 
invitation
Ab
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the 
mood to play
Bb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with 
her
Eb
The point is human beings as such need a little loving 
touch